ass-sexual
1)a b-tch so fugly the only way possible to f-ck this b-tch is from behind…
2)cuffer…a f-ggot who sucks c-ck and loves hard throbbing weenies…brother caught him spanking his baby carrot to his football team…a p-n-s privite eye
b-tter faces, a bag or an -ss
cuffer
“i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose you -ss-s-xual”
an elephant f-cking a football
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