ass shelf
a m-ssive -ss that seems detached from the rest of the body and could easily be used as a table.
her -ss shelf was so big you could use it to host a wedding reception.
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part of a woman’s body just below the small of the back that curves out to form the top of her -ss.
i ran my hand down her back and rested it upon her large -ss shelf.
any surface at around -ss level that serves as a make shift seat. common types of -ss shelves are window sills, arms of chairs, any sort of ledge, and if your creative your friends. as the word “shelf” suggests in the term, -ss shelves serve as the perfect place to store your -ss when a regular chair just won’t do the trick.
queefy: ” oh hey, who would have known that your arm would make such a great seat! i could sit here for days.”
hoeleen:”don’t look at me…i’m not ok with being your -ss shelf!”
queefy: “lies…your loving every second of being my -ss shelf 😉 ! “
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