ass spatula


some one who sucks so much that if you were given the choice to shove a spatula up your -ss or meet them you would pick the spatula.
person 1: so dayton really sucks huh?
person 2: yep he is the worst.
person 1: he can’t be that bad.
person 2: you don’t even know. he is -ss spatula bad.
person 1: wow thats bad.
1 more definition
when your -ss is full of cr-p and you cant make it come out so you use a spatula
gregory, get me the -ss spatula i cant seem to get this sh-t off.

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