ass spelonker


one who paric-p-tes in the act of searching inside people’s anul cavaties.
also, an individual who searches in or for -sses.
shut up you -ss spelonker, i know you’ve been looking up your dad’s -ss to find that missing ring of yours.
or…
you got sh-t on your face you -ss spelonker.

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