Ass spider
a little piece of dried p–p, which, when pulled loose, takes along with it a collection of b-tt hairs so it resembles a spider body and hair legs.
it’s a guy thing. women do not have -ss spiders.
when he pulled the crusty bit loose it ripped out a bunch of b-tt hairs leaving him holding a worthy -ss spider in the paper.
noun generic term for any type of s-xually transmitted parasite.
“i heard you banged rhoda kirkman.” “yeah, dude. i got a bad case of -ss spiders from her.”
a spider that goes in your -ss when u sit on the toilet
i saw a -ss spider making babies with a p-n-s snake
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