ass swallow


wen u jump out of a plane and r plummeting thru the air w/ such a great velocity, tht wen u land on a random person in the street, their head goes up ur -ss and out ur mouth!
dude; this f-cker parachuter -ss swallowed me, becuz his parachute broke! it blew. i got all up in tht -ss. good thing he died b cuz he didnt hav his parachute. stupid f-cker.

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