Ass Syrup
to describe a bad joke or to add to a bad joke to redeem to make it funny.
person one: “this guy goes to the same bar every night and every time he goes there, there is this mushroom playing the piano and taking shots of whiskey. so the guy asks the bartender : whats up with that mushroom?”
person 2: “what did he say?”
person 1: “oh he must be a fungi.. get it fun-guy???”
person 2: quickly.. say -ss-syrup
over instant message, request they say it out loud even if people are around.
patrick: i have a joke.
patrick: why didn’t the fat man fit in the chair?
sabastian boaz: why?
patrick: because he wouldn’t .sit his -ss down!
sabastian boaz: lol that was really bad, you have to say -ss syrup out loud
patrick: okay
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