ass tease
a form of foreplay that involves the male or female to stimulate the opposite/same s-x’s -ss whole with fingers/toungu/toys
male “stop being such an -ss tease
female “you only wish i was an -ss tease
mother “your fathers such an -ss tease”
n. reserved for gay tops who constantly say “i wanna f-ck you” but when you call them on it they back out.
bottom: i’m gonna try calling mike again, i need some action.
friend: when was the last time you saw each other?
bottom: we hooked up about 3 weeks ago but we speak all the time and want to do it again.
friend: leave him alone he’s such an -sstease.
equivalent resentment a h-m-s-xual feels just as a straight man feels when turned down from a prospective s-xual encounter.
james: hey john darling…what happened with that cute dude i introduced you to at the party?
john: forget him! he was an absolute waste of time!
james: sorry darling…didnt know he was an -ss tease
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