Ass to Ear
a variation of the wet w-lly. instead of wetting a finger with saliva from your mouth you insert your finger into your -n-s and then insert it into the ear of the victim.
person 1 (after whispering to person’s 2’s ear): “why does your ear smell like sh-t?”
person 2: oh, matty went -ss to ear on me about an hour ago”
person 1: “oh that’s nasty you never go -ss to ear!”
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