ass to hand distance
the distance from between your -ss and hand while wiping.
usually in the form of tp (toilet paper)
depending on your comfort level it can be any where from 1 to 16 sheets.
it may also depend on how stinky the dump was.
my -ss to hand distance is about 6 sheets, i dont like to have my hand smell like -ss
joe’s -ss to hand distance is a disturbing 2 sheets. it makes me shutter to think how he can deal with the closness of his hand to his -ss
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