ass-to-pants ratio
the percentage number that indicates how nice someone’s -ss looks inside their pants, shorts, bathing suit, skirt, dress, or underwear. the closer to 100%, the better that -ss looks. may be abbreviated as atp.
“denise always buys the pants that make her b-tt look perfect. every day, she’s got a 100% -ss-to-pants ratio.”
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