ass tortilla
the art of waking up after sleeping off a long night or day of b-lls deep consensual s-x and then spreading your ladys -ss cheeks wide and tongue f-cking and sucking her -sshole.
me and my girl f-cked for hours. we finally p-ssed out and slept for who knows how long. when i woke up, i was hard as a rock again and got me my -ss tortilla from her. once she was sucked and licked clean i decided to cornhole her. i deposited my load deep in her t-rd c-n-l.
i dont know what it means, but it sounds pretty funny.
that thing is an -ss tortilla!
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