ass trophy
(noun) one who displays moronic, rude, or asinine behavior, often for an extended period of time.
sarah: on my way here i was almost killed by some guy that cut me off!
nick: what an -ss trophy!
did you hear john forgot his kid at the gas station? that guy’s the stanley cup of -ss trophies.
(1) atrophy of the -ss.
(2) extreme weakness of the b-ttocks.
when sitting too long, the b-ttocks can become numb and the b-tt muscles can stop working properly therefore resulting in what is known as ‘-sstrophy’.
“dude! i am totally experiencing -sstrophy right now.”
“apparently he had to quit working as a truck driver because it gave him -sstrophy.”
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