ass tulip
noun – a lighthearted name for the medical condition known as a rectal prolapse. this condition is marked by the extrusion of one’s rectal walls through the -n-s.
if you let that dolphin do you in the b-tt, you may well develop an -ss tulip.
-ss tulip is a slang term used to refer to a condition where the r-ct-m is pulled during -n-l s-x due to a variety of factors including insufficient lubrication and a larger than average diameter p-n-s.
after this dutch chick begged me do her in the -ss, she had a pink sock hanging from her -ss that resembled an -ss tulip. can you imagine a whole bouquet of pink -ss tulips in a pretty floral arrangement for mother’s day or something like that?
after any activity that would expand the -n-l cavity, such as -n-l s-x, if on pushees his or her sphincter, part of the -n-l tissue will come out of the r-ct-m. it is given this name because it when extended it looks like a tulip.
“you should have seen the tulips on nate after last night.”
after hard -n-l action abit of the r-ct-m popps out
janitor f-cked the sh-t out of alex r-ct-m, oh sh-t when he took out his p-n-s you could really see the -sstulip blooming out from alex -n-l.
to get f-cked very hard till your -n-s pops out of your -ss!
jesus, look at the -ss tulip i gave you!
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