ass wagon


an -ss so draggin

it must be lifted with a wagon
crystals fat -ss is so disturbing.
i think she is two big macs away from a full fledged -ss wagon.
the sort of person who would hack into a website, delete half the files, and laugh when the owner of the site returned in the morning.
sh-te! my site got delketed by -sswagons again!
a rickshaw; chinese transportation device drawn by human power. many modern day cars known by the slang term “rice burner” can also be referenced by this term.
“if that friggin’ douchebag keeps driving his silly little -sswagon up and down this street at 100mph,i swear to god, i’m gonna f-cking shoot’em!”
a vehicle used for transporting sl-tty girls. can be used as an insult by indicating that the person in question belongs on an -ss wagon.
“you’re calling me a sl-t? girl you’re the one that rides the -ss wagon all the time!”
a complex insult in which you are referring to a douchebag or c-nt who shall now and otherwise be known as an -sswagon. the person in question is an -ss and has the combined intelligence of a -ss and wagon thus are an -sswagon.
person 1: 2+2 is fish. person 2: you -sswagon you are so dumb your -ss couldn’t outsmart that wagon. why don’t you do something useful with your life and go thailand and make nike products with preteen asians.
a vehicle driven by someone who has no concern for other vehicles or for the rules of the road.
that -sswagon just cut me off!
an -sswagon is a person in a wheelchair. it can be said that their -ss moves by wagon.
stephen hawking is funnier than anne frank because he is an -sswagon.

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