ass web
when someone j-zzes in your -ss and you immediately fart causing it to form like a spider web, if you sweat it will leave little droplets like dew on a spider web. if you keep it in your -ss you can preserve it and spread your -ss cheeks apart and display it and it is still a web. you could also leave it somewhere, like after you sit down you could leave it on the seat and it leaves a web-like sticker.
for example:
“hey lexi i got a nice -ss web when my boyfriend and i were doing -n-l last night”
“really?! i’ve always wanted one!”
“i know, it’s totally cool, wanna see?!”
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