ass weed
when you eat a sh-tload of gr-ss, which doesn’t digest, the next time you sh-t it’s almost pure green
example- nick: bryan what the f-ck took you so long to take a sh-t
bryan: i had major f-cking -ss weed cause i eat gr-ss cause im a f-cking cow.
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a weed growing from the backside of a person or animal.
these weeds grow more every day.
you are such an -ssweed!
look at his -ssweed!
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