Ass Womper
top definition
adjective; person who is in the action of, or has put something on the ground and then jumped in the air and landed on it with teir -ss
verb; -ss womping – to be in the action of landing on some thing with your -ss
johnny is such a -ss womper
or
you better watch out before i -ss womp you
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