Assad
-ssad is a male human being is completely obsessed with apple related products, the only drink that he will drink is mango juice
person 1: dude, you seen the new ipad 2
person 2: the what?
person 1: the ipad 2, you’ve never heard of it before?
person 2: haven’t they just released the original ipad?
person 1: yeah, but they wanna make money
person 2: fair shout, you know anyone who is gonna get one?
person 1: yeah, -ssad said he’s gonna wait outside the nearest apple store until it opens just to get one
person 2: sweet! i love -ssad, what a dude
person 1: he’s so obsessed with apple, he’s got a mac, an iphone, ipod and the original ipad
an asad with a big, curvaceous -ss, hence the extra ‘s’ in the spelling of the name. usually, all of his limbs are wide and big. the p-n-s of this particular asad is also quite wide, but of average length. a favorite of gay black men.
friend 1: yo, look who just walked in bra, asad!!
friend 2: did you say -ssad or asad?
friend 1: my bad, i meant -ssssad. check out the booty on him. the gays must be j-zzing in their pants.
friend 2: delicious! mouth-watering, b-n-r-popping delicious!!!
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