Assaholic

noun/adjective
1. a person who is a chronic -sshole; one who is in a constant state of -ssholeness.
2. -ssaholic in nature.
jim: i don’t know what peter was trippin on last night, but it must have been some heavy sh-t.
roy: what do you mean?
jim: he strip-danced on our antique coffee table in front of my senile grandmother. then he p-ssed on my cat and slapped it in the face with his d-ck.
roy: you didn’t know? he’s an -ssaholic.
describes an individual that is addicted to being or becoming an -sshole.
don’t mind him, he is just an -ssaholic.
a term used to describe anyone who has an insatiable need for the -ss. one who likes to lick,fondle,caress,stroke,eat,bite,sniff,or wipe other peoples -sses and cannot stop, usually this leads to crack addiction
“teresa is a major -ssaholic”
noun 1. a person who seems addicted to behaving like an -sshole. 2. an alcoholic who exhibits extreme -sshole behavior.

3. someone addicted to -sses.
“john, even at my mother’s funeral, you still acted like a jerk. i swear you are an -ssaholic. i want a divorce!”
a person who loves -ss
i love -ss! i think im an -ssaholic
when someone has had too much to drink and they act like a total -sshole.
you drank way too much last night, fell over the table, broke several gl-sses and were a complete -ssaholic!
in addition to the other definitions, it’s a characterization of an obnoxious remark or action; i.e., something an -sshole would say. basically, it’s the adjective form of “-sshole”.
guy: “yeah, i’d f-ck her if she wasn’t so ugly.”

girl: “wow, that was a pretty -ssaholic remark.”
when a man loves -ss so much that he becomes very irritable until he gets his first slice of the day.
that darn bobby is so mean in the morning until he gets laid, he must be an -ssaholic.

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