Assassin

a person whose -ssignment is to kill. typically, the person is paid to do the job well.
a hit man does cl-ssify as an -ss-ssin, since he is hired to help “take care of” unsettled business.
a large game played over an extended period of time, usually by 10 or more people, and typically set in a college dorm. players are secretly -ssigned the name of another player to “-ss-ssinate,” that is, squirt with a water gun when the target is not looking and when no one else may see the shot. when the target is -ss-ssinated, the -ss-ssin inherits the target of the deceased, thus closing the circle. the game continues until only one -ss-ssin remains.
jan -ss-ssinated meredith, then got cindy since she was meredith’s target, and is now chasing giacomo and running from tyler. what a game!
see also -ss-ssin.

an organized game played mostly on college campuses in north america. it is usually run by and for students living in a particular dorm or group of dorms near one another. the game may last from a few days to a few weeks, and it ends either on a predetermined date or when only one partic-p-nt is still “alive.” (the person or people still alive at the end are the winners.)

kills are made in different ways depending on the rules laid out at an initial meeting. for example, a bop with an empty soda bottle, a squirt from a squirt gun, or even a hug may be used to represent a kill. often, each partic-p-nt is -ssigned a particular person that they have to “-ss-ssinate” in each stage of the game as long as they remain alive. lists of still-living partic-p-nts are often posted daily in a dorm lobby or on an ra’s door.

-ss-ssins generally doesn’t have any sort of safe bases or time-of-day restrictions on kills, so partic-p-nts can be tricked or trapped into a “deadly” situation at any time or place, from a mid day english cl-ss to a drunken 3 am bathroom trip. it can cause some paranoia, but is generally regarded as an interesting way to spice up dorm life, meet new people, and get involved in some ridiculous scenarios.
“does anyone know what monica smith looks like? i have to kill her for -ss-ssins.”
a hardcore ninja that doesn’t care for all that natrutard cr-p.
1.) altair of -ss-ssin’s creed
2.) orange jumpsuit n-z-s
a person who has the reflexes of a cat, b-lls of steel and a head full of nothing, walks up to or next to a girl(preferably in a public or crowded area) and so fast and quietly slaps the girls -ss when she turns to slap or spot the man…he has already vanished into the crowd using ancient blending techniques honed over countless days of playing only -ss-ssins creed!
-ss-ssin:hey dude wana learn how to -ss-ssinate a girls -ss? i will teach you the ancient ways of the…….

dude:nope!

-ss-ssin: but whyyy?

dude: because i have a girl friend and dont slap random girl -sses and m-st-rb-t- to video game chicks… bye!

-ss-ssin:………….douche!
a trained killer hired for money to kill other people.

-ss-ssin is also a song by the rock band muse, it is probably the heaviest song on their new alb-m
guy 1:”i’ll give you, being an -ss-ssin, £300 to kill this guy”
guy 2: “just a sec, i’m listening to this awesome song by muse!”
1) noun. -ss-ssins were first referred to as hashashins because they were given hashish and taken into a little garden slice of paradise. they were then told that if they died in their lord’s service they would automatically return in death to this paradise, and have a harem of women. this was eventually shortened to -ss-ssins.
2) adverb. to whoop some dude’s -ss with kungfu grip.
yo, man, that dude was straight out goin’ -ss-ssin on them n-gg-z.

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