assassin’s-creed-hug
when you are chillin with your bros and you pounce on them giving them a hug. this will creep the sh-t out of them, but its ok (awesome ninja shown with qk) since the no h-m- is obviously implied. unless the kid just naturally creeps the sh-t out of you, then a swift kick in the b-lls will be a justifiable counter attack and must be applied with 75% force minimum, may increase depending on how much the kid creeps you out.
my bro was chilling at his locker so i -ss-ssin’s-creed-hugged him. apparently he wasnt as chill about life as i am, so after the hug he turned around and f-cking 200% force kicked me in the b-lls. i was on the ground for my entire free period. i had to go to the doctors. turns out no grandchildren for mommy. she was apesh-t. speaking of apesh-t, after my b-lls had healed from their explosion, i came into school and found that kid. i -ss-ssins creed hugged him again and he kicked me in that groin area, since there were no more b-lls. i was totally fine and punched him in the face, knocking him unconsious. then i p-ssed all over his body. after that we went to court. the judge called the other kid to the stand and full blown -ss-sssins creed hugged his -ss all the way to jail. i win b-tch!!!
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