assault and beat-ery
the act of secretly tricking another person into swallowing your seman.
cindy: “oh! this chocolate mousse is delicious, dave! how do you make it”
debra: “yeah, dave, what is your secret?”
dave; “oh, i’ll show you guys sometime!” (aside: “right after i jack a couple fresh loads, you little bimbos!)”
kirby: “hey mike, have you committed -ssault and beat-ery?”
mike: “oh yeah.”
kirby: “really? when?!”
mike: “how’s that ham and swiss with mayo treating ya?”
kirby: (spiting) “you sick f-ck!!”
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