ASSBAND
word used to describe your husband when he’s acting like an -sshole.
” i gotta go my -ssband is calling me again”
“so, where’s that -ssband of yours tonight?”
trinity:”why can’t you go out with us tonight?”
tabby:”my -ssband made dinner plans with his brother instead”.
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