Assberg
a large clump of feces on your toilet paper when your wipe prematurely.
man, i just wiped my -ss and i had a huge -ssberg!
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a person whose -ss is so large it is likened to that of an iceberg, the similarity being that an iceberg has 90 percent of it’s volume bellow the surface of the ocean, a person designated as an -ssberg has 90 percent of their body bellow their waist.
that girls -ss is huge–it’s an -ssberg!
(n.) when (either on purpose or accident) one p–ps on top of toilet paper in the toilet. the toilet paper hoists the p–p above the surface of the water causing an exponentially greater stink. this technique is often used as a prank by not flushing the fecal matter minutes prior to leaving a friends residence.
andy folded the toilet paper and placed it in the toilet prior to p–ping with the sole intention of floating an -ssberg. he then left kelly’s apartment without flushing knowing full well that kelly’s new girlfriend would be over soon. the smell would not be beneficial to kelly’s game.
adjective and noun used to describe -ssh-le behaviour, the apparent behaviour being only 10% of what an -ssberg is actually capable of.
exclamation: “wow! what an -ssh-ole!”
reply: “yes, but that’s just the tip of the -ssberg.”
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