assbogganing
to slide down a flight of stairs on your behind, especially the snow and ice covered steps leading to your own front door.
n.b. this word is an amalgamation of the terms (-ss a.k.a. behind) and tobogganing)
son: i never tried -ssbogganing down our front steps. mom, can i please.
mom: no, i won’t stand for it. now, if you want to make yourself useful around the house, my favorite idiotager, instead of -ssbogganing down the front steps, get a shovel and some salt, clean the bl–dy snow and ice off the front steps. not as many people as you are as m-s-ch-stic as to like -ssbogganing for fun.
son (sulks at his mother, then shoves off to clean the snow and ice off the front steps)
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