Assburger’s Disorder


the obsessive compulsive desire to motorboat between your s-x partner’s b-tt-cheeks or have them sit on your face .
she: “would you still feel the same way about my big bubble b-tt if you didn’t have -ssburger’s disorder? “

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    when your fart is so violent it rumbles your -ss cheeks that was a f-cking -ss rumbler

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