Assburn

game played by children of saskatoon, saskatchewan, canada. consists of rolling a ball (e.g. tennis) towards a group of holes dug in the ground. when the ball stops in a specific hole, the owner runs towards it to get it. the other players run away. when the owner gets to it, he yells stop and everyone freezes. he then tries to tag one person with the ball. this person is free to move their body as much as possible, but their feet can not move. if the thrower misses, he gets a rock in his hole. if he hits the person, that person gets a rock in their hole. once any player gets 5 rocks in their hole, they have to line up against a wall with their -ss sticking out. the other players get one throw at the loser for every rock in their hole.

this game is very painful and traumatizing for most children, the author included. pain and suffering is compounded when other players’ older siblings arrive to play. the sound of a missed throw slamming against the wall next to you is enough to make anyone wet their jammies.
hey, call up brent kisby so we can play some -ssburn. tell him not to bring that older skid brother of his, todd.
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when you sh-t out a d-mn redwood and it burns for 1-3 minutes.
-ssburn is just a terrible tragedy.
game played by children on west side of saskatoon, saskatchewan, canada. consists of rolling a ball (e.g. tennis) towards a group of holes dug in the ground. when the ball stops in a specific hole, the owner runs towards it to get it. the other players run away. when the owner gets to it, he yells stop and everyone freezes. he then tries to tag one person with the ball. this person is free to move as much as possible, but their feet can not move. if the thrower misses, he gets a rock in his hole. if he hits the person, that person gets a rock in their hole. once any player gets 5 rocks in their hole, they have to line up against a wall with their -ss sticking out. the other players get one throw the ball for every rock in their hole.

this game is very painful and traumatizing for most children, the author included. pain and suffering is compounded when other players’ older siblings arrive to play.
hey, call up brent kisby so we can get a game of -ss burn going. tell him not to invite his skid brother todd or his friend, sab.
when a very good looking woman leaves a place of buisness wearing tight jeans turns to walk out and all the employes are staring at her -ss!
on a hot summer day a very good looking female turns to leave a place of buisness while all the men -ssociates stare at her -ss with out a peep from them until she leaves the door way. then they pant like dogs and talk to each other about scr-w-ng the sh-t out of her! we gave her -ss burn on the way out!
what you say in georgia for some asprin

asprin:sum thing used to care headaeds
jimmy:got dam it, it you don’t go down there to that store and get me some -ssburn i will kick your -ss
the act of of burning ones b-ttocks,be it by sunburn,or being dragged across something very rough.
she had a real painful -ssburn from sunbathing nude.
slang term for aspirin
gol dang it vern! i need some got d-mn -ssburn! i gots a real bad headache!