asschaff
-ss chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while sh-tting. often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or b-m ninja … in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.
1. dude i blew some serious -ss chaff from those taco’s at lunch.
2. omg jim, i was so drunk last night when the resident -ss bandit tried to rape me i couldn’t move, luckily for me i was so scared i blew -ss chaff when he yanked my shorts down. otherwise … i’d have been t-rd burgled
1 more definition
add your own
the bits of toilet stuck in your -ss after you wipe it! hehehe
you piece of -sschaff
Read Also:
- assex
someone who thinks they’re straight…but isn’t. they try to fool you into thinking they because they aren’t ready to come out of the closet. him: would you like a box of flowers? her: woahhh ur an -ss-x…no h-m- woahhh -ss-x kid, stop throwing ice.
- assdaggar
(n) a person who is not enjoyable to be around; a pain in the -ss. i’m so sick of those f-cksnack -ssdaggars.
- assoshit
euphemism for employee in corporate america, properly spelled -ssociate. -ssociates prefer to spell and pr-nounce the term as -ssosh-t as the term is just stupid and really impersonal. the ceo of our company insists on having a quarterly -ssosh-t meeting despite the fact we all find them boring, silly and a total waste of time.
- ass heat
the residual warmth on a chair or toilet seat from someone else’s b-tt. i sat down on the throne in stall 2 and i knew that carl had just been there from all the -ss heat.
- ass-tag convention
the accepted standard that the tagged side of a towel is for designated nether-regions while the non-tagged side is reserved for the face and hair. this convention is used to avoid cross-contamination and is to be -ssumed as general practice. practical in situations where one must use a borrowed or foreign towel. “i forgot my […]