Asscrack Consciousness
the natural ability to feel when ones -sscrack is exposed to the public.
i felt wind between the valleys when i bent over to pick up the fork. thank goodness my -sscrack consciousness kicked in so that i could cover up. had it remained exposed, stacy’s parents would have seen my -sscrack.
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