Asscraptic


when something phenomenally sucks, it is considered to be -sscr-ptic.
john – did you see the series finale of lost last night?

gabe – yeah, it was pretty -sscr-ptic! j.j. abrams should have flown the enterprise in to pick everyone up at the end, would have at least been entertaining.

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