Assdouche
a person with the combined idiocy of being an -ss, and a douche.
“you’re not supposed to put the fork in the microwave along with your meal, you -ssdouche!”
n. a person who is so egotistical that he has very little thought of the feelings of people around him. in short, a person who is too much of an -sshole to be just a douche, and too much of a douche, to be just an -sshole. it is time to reevaluate yourself if someone refers to you as an -ss douche.
when matt was making jokes at her expense, he was being a real -ss douche!
to flush out the contents of the -n-l cavity
you stupid -ssdouche
noun: a clever derivative of douche or douche bag, used to avoid sounding like said v-g-n-l sanitation article instead of using the same overused, xbox live, twelve year-old insult again and again with no clever follow up.
verb: something most pop-stars, hookers, and ned baddy do every day to avoid rectal infection.
obnoxious idiot: yea, well i did your mom last night!
you: -ss douche
obnoxous idiot: …….. (head explodes while trying to think of a comeback, which he knows is impossible)
toilet paper, as in a product used to cleanse the -ss of filth
hey would you mind getting me another roll of -ss douche? im all out in here.
gay -sshole
that f-g thought he could kick my -ss what an -ss-douche
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