assel
a word intended to mean “-sshole”, but often used when said by a drunk, an idiot, or a mark wahlberg
“that guy is such an -ssel”
used in the same context as -sshole and meaning the same thing, -ssel is less conspicuous and far less noticeable to someone who doesn’t know what it means.
hey what up -ssel, wanna go play some mini golf?
an -ssel is a t-ssel spun or twirled by a performer on their behind. not to be confused with a ‘t-ssel’ commonly used by burlesque performers on their br–sts. ‘-ss’ + ‘t-ssel’ + ‘-ssel’.
did you see that? they were spinning their -ssels so fast i thought they were going to take off.
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