Assence

-ssence – noun

any type of odour that contains distinct noticeable characteristics which indicate that the smell originated from the rear end of a person or animal.
the severity of the odour can be of any degree.

“-ssence” is formed by merging the words “-ss” and “essence”.

an -ssence may be the result of: flatulence be it post coital or otherwise, a rippee, excretion, dogs, pigs or other dirty animals etc….
1: remember that super hot chick from the dress shop? we had the most amazing date ever last night.
2: and?
1: we get back to her place and had the best s-x i have ever had in my entire life, like intergalactic avatar s-x, i blew fireworks all over the wall.
2: and?
1: so afterwards we’re lying there, basking in the afterglow when all of a sudden the entire place reeks. it reeks like a sewer in a bad neighbourhood where people only eat indian food.
2: now we’re talking. well, there can only be a few possible explanations for this and the first thing that comes to my mind is her v-g-n-. was it, like, rank dude?.
1: no!
2: that happens to chicks dude, that’s why they invented the douche.
1: i thought they invented that so we had something to call you?
2: very funny…
1: no, i’m just kidding. it wasn’t her v-g-n-. i have plenty of experience with rank v-g-n- plus this odour has more of like an -ss essence to it, an “-ssence” if you will.
2: was it you?
1: no bro, no way, not a chance. first off i never fart with a new chick until like the fourth date, third date maybe. second off i have never in my life farted the smell of a rotten corpse. i would have to eat the corpse of a dead guy who just ate indian food and then sh-t himself in order to fart a smell that bad.

do you smell that -ssence?

you can smell an -ssence if you enter a toilet or restroom after someone had a dump.
most noticeable in a club/bar or restaurant
the odor / essence a person leaves behind after exiting a bathroom or restroom stall. the odor can be from, but not limited to, a bowel movement, body odor, feminine odor, male odor, b-tt odor, and s-x odor.
the -ssence remaining in the stall was so horrific, it smelled as if the woman hadn’t showered in a week after having s-x.