assfisted suicide
the act of fisting one’s self to the point of expiration.
no one has committed -ssfisted suicide yet.
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- Ass Fresh
a term you can use to subst-tute words like “awesome” or “sweet”. used originally by renowned professor of contemporary language, declan woods. jackson: hey man wanna play some cod? jeremy: h-ll yeah! jackson: -ss fresh.
- Ass furred
the art of pulling one’s pants down and putting one’s bare -ss on the face or back of his or her dog or cat in an effort to soothe them. brody: “how was your night?” judith: “dude, i -ss furred my dog almost all night because he wouldn’t stop barking.”
- ass growl
a low and rumbly fart. although he tried to cover it up, the -ss growl was unmistakable.
- ass guacamole sandwich
a traditional dish served in most mexican restaurants. served under various names in different areas, this sandwich will give you -ss guacamole the next day. that -ss guacamole sandwich was really good, it was nice and thick.
- Assmuffing
a rusty trombone without the trombone (see rusty trombone) stop talking, you -ssm-ffing robot!!