assgasket

the disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your -ss from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.
“d-mn, that sh-t is rancid! i need an -ssgasket!”
n. the toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.
ken left the stall with the -ss gasket hanging out of his pants.
the razor-thin, paper toilet seat covers dispensed in public restrooms with the sole intention of deluding the user’s basic hygienic standards, enabling him or her to “take up throne” in a creepy bathroom stall.
“i had to cr-p so bad that i covered my mouth and nose, waded through what looked like bile on the gas stations bathroom floor, kicked open the stall door, pulled out one of those -ss gaskets from the dispenser, and calmly sat upon the fidgeting toilet seat.”
noun.
history: believed to be a gallagher-ism (american comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
definition: those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one’s bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else’s funk.
when using the toilet at the port authority bus terminal, always put an -ss gasket down before you cop a squat.
paper toilet seat covers used to protect your -ss from un-sanitary restroom conditions, such as splatter, shrapnel, coat the bowl and peeing out of my b-tt. it provides a nice, clean seal between your b-m and the nasty toilet seat during those times when you just have to go.
the toilet stole my -ss gasket!
paper toilet seat covers
they ran out of -ss gaskets in the bathroom, so i had to make a sofa out of tp.
paper toilet seat protectors found in a dispenser usually on the wall
i was afraid to catch something from the toilet seat ‘cuz they were out of -ss gaskets