assgasm
an -rg-sm achieved from -n-l stimulation.
ben: can girls have -ssgasms?
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an -rg-sm stimulated by penetration of the -ss.
my girlfriend just had an -ss-gasm
involantary spasm of the prostate gland as a result of -n-l exploration!
i accidentally shoved my thumb up my -rs- whilst speed w-nking and had what i can only describe as an ‘-ssgasmmmm’
when you are penetrating the -ss of your partner and they suddenly sh-t all over your p-n-s.
man:did you hear about mike and his new girlfriend?
friend: no what happened?
man: he was having -n-l s-x with his girlfriend and she had an -ss-gasm all over his d-ck. it was great.
during -n-l s-x the party giving will -j-c-l-t- in the other. when the party receiving has their -rg-sm and the s-m-n drains from their hiney that’s an “-ssgasm”.
“dude, i f-cked courtney so hard last night, she had an -ssgasm!”
“hey that happened to me and george!”
“what the f-ck?!”
the euphoric sensation -ssociatted with -n-l sphincter contractions experienced after having an exceptionally large bowel motion.
john: ‘ i just did the biggest t-rd of my life.’
sally : ‘-ssgasm?’
john ‘ oh yeah.’
to -rg-sm, from the -n-s
men in prison have “-ssgasms” when raped with nightsticks
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