asshamster
in corporate parlance, a lackey or subservient employee who attempts to ingratiate himself with his superiors; a toadie.
john follows the boss around constantly; he’s a major -sshamster.
self explanatory. to achieve s-xual bliss, some sodomites use hamsters inserted into their r-ct-ms. hence, the term ‘-ss hamster.’
a lazy/underperforming employee who tries to make himself seem better by following/-ssociating with higher ranked employees
bob is an -sshamster
1: (n) crabs in one’s -n-s.
2: (v) when someone inserts a pvc pipe into one’s -n-s and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.
1: d-mn my -ss itches, i think i may have -ss hamsters!
2: johnny was -ss hamstered by those guys in gym cl-ss
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