asshatrick
succeeding at being a douche three consecutive times in one conversation. this usually occurs while randomly striking up a conversation with a much more attractive species of the opposite s-x.
john: did you hear mike talking to that smokin’ chick at the bar?
lukas: yeah, he managed to get that -sshatrick in right before getting shot down.
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one who is not only an -sshole, but has a tendency to have outrageous and asinine outbursts messley snipes owed his brother money, and was forced by him to shout aloud on the bus, “i am an -sshatter!” to absolve his debt. (true story) at the taqueria, a drunken angry hipster was screaming obscenities at […]
- assiest
the most voluptuous part of your -ss. you just fell on the -ssiest part of your -ss.
- asterisking
the act of describing actions in first or third person within the confines of shifted 8s, generally using an instant messaging program such as aim. matty: -calls up john- john: -rushes across the room and answers breathlessly- ‘lo?
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another word to describe someone as being a spaztic yo man u astic
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a south american aston martin. typically owned by someone who can’t afford a aston martin. jorge wanted an aston martin, but instead he had to settle for an aston martinez.