asshatting
to place one’s -ss upon another person’s head. this is usually used when aggravated, or when one is being an -sshat, hence the name. verb: to -sshat.
person 1: “john just spilled my drink!”
person 2: “what are you gonna do about it?”
person 1: “give him a good -sshatting?”
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