asshelmet
absurd variation of the infinite number of “-ss+noun/verb” formulaic constructions commonly found on message forums: -ssmuppet, -ssnog, -sswipe, -ssgoblin, etc.
later taken as a mantra by the taleban thread krew of f-ckedcompany.com.
may be ordered from a “hatmonger”.
do0d ~ you’re a total -sshelmet!
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when you sit on somebodys face until its stuck in your -ss
hold him down while i give him an -ss helmet
formerly an insult used to infer that a person was so stupid, they had their head up their -ss, making it a hat or helmet. -sshat is the more commonly known adjective.
today -sshelmet refers to a poster who frequents the message forum -sshelmets.com who, shortly around 9/11 adopted the term to refer to themselves.
they decided to adopt the insult and own it as a badge of pride, refusing to give into pc mindthink about how america deserved to have 9/11 happen.
currently -sshelmets is a haven for free speech and self-expression that most message boards will not allow.
-sshelmets is the internet’s premiere center of morality. we have architected and blueprinted new paradigm shifts moralitywise.
who they h-ll are these freaks and where did they come from?
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oh, those guys? they’re -sshelmets…
when someone’s -ss is so hairy, it looks like their -ss is wearing a helmet.
donnie took off his pants at the bucs game and his friends asked him if that was a football helmet or just an -ss helmet.
1)a description used for when a girl sits on your face. ie; it looks like you have on an -ss helmet 2)when you pull your d-ck out of an -ss and it has some sh-t on the tip.
1) she gave me an -ss helmet!
2) d-mn! she gave me an -ss helmet!
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