asshole airing
1. the act of a peeved attorney venting about how another attorney is an -sshole, douchebag, motherf-cker, son-of-a-b-tch, or all of the above. typically an overprivileged ivy leaguer whose parents paid for their 160k+ law school expenses when they couldn’t decide what to do with their overpriced and overrated poli. sci. major. most of the time, said attorney him/herself is also an -sshole, douchebag, motherf-cker, or a son-of-a-b-tch, but does not realize it. said attorney is often the b-tt of many jokes and is frequently blocked from facebook profiles.
2. any enraged individual venting about something sh-tty that happened to them, but in an overly prudish, high-nosed manner. typically an overprivileged, whiny little b-tch with no respect for humanity.
1. most of these lawyers take an editorial stance that is nothing more than an -sshole airing.
2. steve felt he was justified in chewing out the “ethnic” concierge at the hyatt when he found a wrinkle in his j. crew navy blazer and his br khakis sent for dry cleaning. little does he know that both items are fugly and exude douchebaggery. steve stunk up the entire lobby that day when he aired his -sshole. get off your high horse, steve, and stop mooching off your parents!
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