asshole boyfriend
a boyfriend who likes his friends more than you, hardly calls you and sees you twice a week on average.
sorry i missed your call, my phone was off or in my car or i was out with my friends or playing video games (aka i’m an -sshole boyfriend who sucks majorly)
the boy who is suppose to be sweet, loving and tender but is a complete jerk who forgets to hold the door open for you. he also hates all your friends and gets mad when you hangout with anyone else besides him.
girl: i am going to go this party tonight, wanna come?
guy: no, i don’t like the guy who is throwing it.
girl: oh okay, i am going with some girlfriends then
guy:no you aren’t going
girl: yes i am why do you care if i go or not
guy:you are stupid
guy then proceeds to be a complete jerk the rest of the night.
girl mumbles..ugh he is such an -sshole boyfriend
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