Asshole Breaker
in proper use, a-a-a–sshole breaker. a term for a gay man of exceptional proportions. can also be used in discussion or comment threads pertaining to -ssholes or c-cks of any shape, size, and color.
– <==8 bam!
o <==8 bam!
o <==8 bam!
() <==8 bam!
=( )= <==8 bam!
=(☼)= <==8 bam!
a-a-a--sshole breaker!
(example taken from this reddit thread:
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/7jgws/the_votecount_of_this_post_decides_if_i_tell_my/c06tsxu?context=10
)
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