Asshole Cam


or -sshole camera.

referring to the camera used in sporting events to showcase (usually zoomed in for added -ssholeness) the athlete who caused the foul or penalty which halted play, and most likely screwed his team or him/ herself. see b-tterfingers.

usually followed by -sshole slo-mo.
football game

-whistle blows, play ends.-

announcer: “looks like there’s a yellow flag on the field. yep, #21, paris patricks, has a p-ss interference. that’s a ten yard penalty, and third down.”

camera: cut to -sshole cam (closeup of paris). (could be showing anger, disappointment, or indifference.)

announcer: “let’s see that play again!”

camera: cut to -sshole slo-mo.

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