Asshole Chair
the chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. the hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.
yvonne: i’ll be in the bra section.
rachel: i’ll be in the shoe department.
l: i’ll be in the -sshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.
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- Ass Hugging
humping with some of your clothes on. boy: please, can we have s-x? girl: i didnt bring a condom, let’s just do some -ss hugging. boy: you wearing a thong? girl: it wouldn’t be -ss hugging with it. 1 more definition add your own inserting your left b-tt cheek into your buddies right b-tt cheek […]
- Assifying
continuous tense of -ssify to continuously mess up a situation or object. why are you always -ssifying what people ask you to do? this lime was good but now he is -ssifying the h-ll out of it.
- assitry
noun. -ss-eh-tree behavior that resembles that of an -ss or of -ss-like qualities. “i will not stand for this level of -ssitry in a serious discussion.”
- ass musketeer
an inconsiderate sh-tbag. someone who champions the cause of d-cking other people over or f-cking with their otherwise well-meaning lives. did you see that f-cking -ss musketeer cut me off?
- Ass shake
place a straw in the hole of one’s -ss and insert the other end of the straw in someone’s mouth. works well with -ss chili or b-tt mud. steve should have known not to p-ss out, everybody gave that boy an -ss shake.