asshole comparison
an informal logical fallacy in which one arguer compares the unpleasant activities of another to her/his own more favorable circ-mstance. for a comparison to fall under this fallacy, the arguer must both act like the situations are the same and make the other person feel bad about their own circ-mstance.
arguer: “you think it’s bad being an actuary? yeah, try being an baby animal cuddler who has no allergies whatsoever.”
other person: “bullsh-t! -sshole comparison!”
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