Asshole Convention


a loose conglomeration of people, in an office, in a mall, or while in traffic conditions, most anyplace, who’s collective m-ss consciousness seems to be driven down or dumbed down to dangerously low levels via being dazed out, or via distraction or selfishness, ranging from rude behavior, to downright dangerous behavior.
i can’t talk to you now, gotta pay more attention, the way all these people on this road are driving, it’s a real -sshole convention out here.

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