Asshole – NIRVANA
“no i gotta go out and have fun,
at someone else’s expense,
oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,
i drive really slow,
in the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.
i’m an -sshole
(he’s an -sshole, what an -sshole)
i’m an -sshole
(he’s an -sshole, such an -sshole)
i use public toilets,
and i p-ss on the seats,
i walk around in the summer time,
sayin’ “how about this heat?”
i’m an -sshole
(he’s an -sshole, what an -sshole)
i’m an -sshole
(he’s the worlds biggest -sshole)
sometimes i park in handicaped sp-ces,
while handicaped people, make handicaped faces,
i’m an -sshole
(he’s an -sshole, what an -sshole)
i’m an -sshole
(he’s a big f-cking -sshole)
maybe i shouldnt be singing this song,
ranting and raving and carring on,
maybe they’re right when they tell me i’m wrong.
naaahhhhh
i’m an -sshole
(he’s an -sshole, what an -sshole)
i’m an -sshole
(he’s the worlds biggest -sshole)”
everybody knows one!
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