Asshole Pass


cutting slack for your friends when they have had a hard time. -sshole p-sses should be given sparingly, don’t be a doormat. most -sshole p-sses last about a week, then your friends get sick of your b-tching.
sophie: “britney is such a b-tch today!”
laura: “her cat died on friday, give her an -sshole p-ss”

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